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Trump Forgets to Prepare 1000 Word Briefing, Holds Up Picture of Himself

Trump Forgets to Prepare 1000 Word Briefing, Holds Up Picture of Himself

Trump Forgets to Prepare 1000 Word Briefing, Holds Up Picture of Himself

Mr. Trump, do you have a speech prepared for this morning’s press conference?” asked someone important. “No, but I have this picture of me humpin old glory, which I’ve heard is worth a thousand words,” responded 45.

In these trying times, it’s nice to be reassured by our world leaders that everything will be okay. It would be an understatement to say that President Trump has been under quite a bit of scrutiny from the press since he first announced his election bid all the way back in 2016. His words have gotten him into quite a bit of trouble so, Trump has taken a new approach in the way he leads as of late.

“I just figure that like, ya know, I’m huggin a flag in this picture so how could that be bad…”

This may be the most professional and diplomatic decision Mr. Trump has made during his presidency. It seems this fun guy’s love for pictures of himself has finally paid off in the form of taking a voice away from an exceptionally troubling politician.

-A Well-Mannered Grump

by: Joe McNaney

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