Study Shows Climate Change Makes You 2X More Likely to Have Serious Back Sweat
One day it’s a balmy 64 degrees without a cloud in the sky, the next the heavens are spewing out forearm sized icicles that cause magnitude 5 level microearthquakes upon colliding with the earth. Yup, climate change is real and it is more dangerous now than ever. But, if impending doom still hasn’t swayed you, perhaps a new study that says climate change makes you twice as likely have a huge ass sopping wet blot of sweat in the middle of your back will.
You heard that correct! Climate change and the rising of the earth’s average temperature will undoubtedly have a direct correlation with serious back sweat.
Close your eyes for a minute and imagine!
You’re out for a cute little cocktail with your pals wearing that dazzling number you just picked up from TJ Maxx but, wait, what’s that? Oh NO! It seems due to the unseasonably warm temperatures all of the melted ice from the northern glaciers has spontaneously decided to congregate in the small of your back!
Folks, don’t be a victim to back sweat and please don’t treat the earth like the dumpster fire it has already become.
-A Well-Mannered Grump