Rorschach Test Clearly Happy Couple Where Neither Of The Two Is Forced To Visit The Other In Prison
What is the Rorschach Test? Good question! Well, Wikipedia says this “The Rorschach test is a psychological test in which subjects’ perceptions of inkblots are recorded and then analyzed using psychological interpretation, complex algorithms, or both. Some psychologists use this test to examine a person’s personality characteristics and emotional functioning. It has been employed to detect underlying thought disorder, especially in cases where patients are reluctant to describe their thinking processes openly. The test is named after its creator, Swiss psychologist Hermann Rorschach. In the 1960s, the Rorschach was the most widely used projective test.”
So, naturally, we sat down with the cold rotting corpse of Ted Bundy who is actually still quite spry and youthful. We asked him what he saw in the image to the right. The notorious serial killer responded with the following, “Happy couple. Not in prison. Happy Couple. Not pressing up against a window trying to get as close as possible to one another. Yah. I see a happy couple.”
We were first struck by the three-decade-old corpse’s ability to speak and once we overcame this initial surprise we took our analysis a bit further. “Ted Bundy’s corpse? We said with questioning apprehension. You know this test only works if you tell us truly what you see?” The lifeless meat sack nodded and we resumed. “How about this one? What do you see here?” We asked in reference to the second image.
“I see a happy couple. A happy couple in fine suits facing each other, dancing, and they are not behind bars after being convicted of murder. Uhh ya. I see a happy couple.
“Ok, how about this one?”
“Oh, that’s a cock. That’s definitely a fat cock.
-A Well-Mannered Grump