Report: Guy From Your High School Now Working at Your High School
According to a year-long investigation by The Well Mannered Grump, that guy from your high school who really liked high school is now apparently working at your high school.
Our findings show that, the ‘guy’ from your high school that refers to high school as the best years of his life, or alternatively the guy who would initiate the “this is our house” chant at sporting events, is actually now employed by and is working at your high school. Our report also added that the man refers to high school as the “golden years.”
An employee of your high school who wishes not to be named because the investigation depresses her said the guy from your high school is coaching football.
“Yeah, he’s always telling the players that he ‘wishes he could get back out there on the gridiron’ and slaps them on the helmet,” said the employee. “This just bums me out, man.”
-A Well-Mannered Grump