Queen Elizabeth Moves Shirtless Mick Jagger Photo Forward on Nightstand
Prince Harry and Meghan have officially announced their plans to ‘step back’ from the royal family and with the change in status comes a shift in responsibilities and expectations. To no one’s surprise, this meant it was time for Queen Elizabeth to return her shirtless photograph of the incomparable Mick Jagger to its rightful place at the front of her bedside table.
Perhaps more notable than the moving of the scantily clad rockstar’s picture getting the upgrade in nightstand geography is the photograph that got replaced. A fine portrait of the recently betrothed Prince Harry and Meghan Markle got the boot.
“Ooooooo, of course, I do continue to have much love for those two Hollywood teet suckling traitors… I kid of course… to some extent. I should hold my tongue on this matter really. I will say this, I’ve seen Suits, it was only okay.” commented the Queen when we simulated this interview in our imaginations.
A sad day for the royal family. A fun day for the Queen’s pre-bed routine…
-A Well-Mannered Grump