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Michelle Obama Laptop Sticker Will Help People Forget the Time I Said I Was Fiscally Conservative

Michelle Obama Laptop Sticker Will Help People Forget the Time I Said I Was Fiscally Conservative

Miranda Jackson is the New Business Coordinator at Laramie Partners and shes hoping to start this fiscal quarter off on a better note with her co-workers than she did the last. You see, just a few months prior, Jackson let it slip during a casual pre-roundtable meeting conversation near the water cooler that she ‘is all for social equality and liberalism but, when it comes to money, she’s fiscally conservative.’ Naturally, this hiked the hair’s on the backs of the chins of the more left-leaning people in the office, resulting in some pretty snide comments being thrown around behind Jackson’s back for the rest of the quarter. Jackson sensed this and didn’t want a bad reputation among the rest of the daytime desk dwelling daytime folk so, she crafted a plan.

I’ll get a Michelle Obama sticker and slap it on the back of my rest of the office-facing laptop. Then those people who have been busy criticizing me for weeks on end will see I’ve made a change! YES! It’s the perfect plan! I won’t even have to actually change my political stances, the people will simply assume based on my outward branding that I am no longer fiscally conservative! MU HU HA HA HA!” Jackson plotted.

And yes, while a potentially perfect plan, Jackson did not plan to be scheming it up in a private space. She spoke the above plan rather loudly behind her desk as the whole office looked on with befuddlement.

-A Well-Mannered Grump

Michelle Obama Laptop Sticker Will Help People Forget the Time I Said I Was Fiscally Conservative

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