“Men Have Emotions Too!” Screams Man at Madame Tussauds Statue with Sight Resemblance to His Father
New York, New York
Blake Buckley (29) had his heart broken this past holiday season, as do most men in their late 20s. While all relationships are two-sided and no one person is ever fully at fault, Buckley was feeling the weight of his emotional immaturity and how it loomed over him every minute of every day. Twas’ the perfect storm some might say, and if one did say such a thing then that person could have foreseen the events that would take place at Madame Tussauds wax figure museum this past Friday.
Buckley fancied himself ready to face his failed relationship head-on Friday after a long day at work, so he did as any man would when feeling such a way. Buckley went to his local Irish Pub and complained to a half-listening bartender. Rather embarrassing the way Buckley was handling himself really.
2, 3, 5 drinks later Blake Buckley fashioned a plan and as most 5 cocktails fueled plans are, it was a bad one.
Madame Tussauds closes at 10 PM on Friday nights. Buckley figured he’d have to hurry but could make it just before close. Today was the day Blake Buckley was going to metaphorically let his dead dad fucking hear it!
While the sweet release of a guttural yelp directed towards the wax statue of George W. Bush, which most closely resembled Buckley’s father only lasted a few seconds, Blake Buckley was a god damn hero that night in the county prison.
-A Well-Mannered Grump