Justin Bieber and James Corden Mansplaining Feminism to the Incoming Oberlin Class of 2024 is Just Adorable
“Yeah it’s ur bois JB and JC here, and boy are we excited to be here at THE Oberlin University, uhh we mean college, haha. We’re funny dudes! We’re funny dudes with like a fuck ton o money! We’re funny dudes with like a fuck ton o money and we’re here to teach you, the class of 2024,about FEMINISM!”
The above were the first words, simultaneously spoken, by the self-nicknamed JB & JC, they were… NOT well received.
There are reports circulating that the initial shock factor held back any audible response to the celebrity duo’s initial, we’ll call it ‘behavior’. With the crowd frozen the two white men of power claimed feminism to be… “makin sure girls can play sports and stuff too”, “A thing we could read about if we had spare time and were into that kind of stuff”, and “Stuff”. Yes you heard that right they used the word stuff 3 times and in the last description opted to exclude all other words from the English language and just describe feminism as “stuff”.
The incoming Oberlin freshman ran those fuks, out da building!
-A Well-Mannered Grump