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Is Sleep Loss Leading to Short Term Memory Loss? Is Sleep Loss Leading to Short Term Memory Loss?

 

At long last, sleep doctors out of the University of Chicago have found that at long last, sleep doctors out of the University of Chicago have found that lack of sleep may lead to short term memory loss.

 

The University’s findings were released late last night and I can’t remember if I already said this but, late last night the University released its findings.

 

When asked to comment on their study the doctors released a statement that read;

 

“Eggs, Milk, and … and… fuck.”

 

This lab report came with a side of irony as it appears going through the data gathering and analysis to come to the conclusion that sleep loss does lead to short term memory loss, the doctors themselves became sleep-deprived and became a case study, themselves.

 

On a more personal note, the only people that had to stay awake longer than the professionals completing their study were the reporters who had previously made plans to watch reruns of House and drink a few Miller High Lifes ( The Champagne of Beers), but no, I guess I had to stay up reporting that the only people that had to stay awake longer than the professionals completing their study were the reporters who had previously made plans to watch reruns of House and drink a few Miller High Lifes ( The Champagne of Beers).

By: Joe McNaney

 

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