IHOP Making Political Statement by Holding First-Ever International 16oz Oxygen Tank Day
The International House of Pancakes
Once a year for as long as I can remember the International House of Pancakes (IHOP to most of us), holds an ‘International Pancake Day’ where you can walk into one of the more than 1,750 IHOP restaurants around the world and get a free stack of pancakes. Today, February 25th, 2020 is that day, however, this year, one year closer to the imminent destruction of the planet earth due to the effects of climate change, IHOP decided to make a political statement.
That’s right, if you walk into any IHOP today, in this new decade of inevitable doom you will not receive a the flat and fluffy cakes you’ve come to love but instead, three 16oz tanks of oxygen you can use to breathe on our way home to your larger oxygen tank that you pay the government for, who you elected, who were funded by people with money, money they made and are continuing to make by selling oil and fossil fuels.
Say this out loud. “I AM COMPLACENT. I CAN DO MORE.”
Good. Now, I’m going to go fire up the grill and have a nice beef patty for din din.
-A Well-Mannered Grump
