Global Pandemic Announced, Area Introvert Sees No Change in Day-to-Day Life Whatsoever
The World Health Organization (WHO) declared COVID-19 a global pandemic this past Wednesday, March 11th. Allison Rodgers, an area introvert, don’t ? give ? a ?fuck.
“This literally impacts my day-to-day life like zero percent,” commented Rodgers when asked how COVID-19 will effect her life. Given all the fake news circling its way around the net, we took it upon ourselves to fact check Rodgers’ claim. We put our expert tracking team on the case. Below is an hour to hour update on Allison Rodgers day on March 12th, 2020.
Well, for those who have been self-quarantining themselves for years it does not look like the Coronavirus will have much of an effect on thier day-to-day lives.
-A Well-Mannered Grump