Earth has a new mini-moon, but it’s only Steve Buscemi Trying to be Flirty
The Great Unknown-
NASA announced this past Wednesday that for a moment in time, our earth will have a second ‘mini-moon’. Now, this ‘mini-moon’ will only orbit the earth temporarily as it is in fact just Steve Buscemi trying to be cute.
It is being reported that the television and movie star was simply ‘on vacation’ when NASA deemed Buscemi’s free-floating body a new ‘mini-moon’. It is undeniable that there was judgment passed on behalf of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Can’t a celebrity drift into the ether of the ever-expanding universe without being classified as a miniature moon nowadays? Jeesh!
This is nothing more than another example of the government impeding on the day to day lives of its citizens. STEVE BUSCEMI WAS JUST BEING FUN N’ FLIRTY FOLKS! Slow your rolls.
-A Well-Mannered Grump