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Dr. Phil to be Named All Nine Supreme Court Justices After Referring to Coronavirus as a “Big Boo-Boo Ouchie”

Dr. Phil to be Named All Nine Supreme Court Justices After Referring to Coronavirus as a “Big Boo-Boo Ouchie”

In a recent interview, television personality, Dr. Phil had the following to say on the Coronavirus:

“The fact of the matter is we have people dying, 45,000 people a year die from automobile accidents, 480,000 from cigarettes, 360,000 a year from swimming pools, but we don’t shut the country down for that, but yet we’re doing it for this? And the fallout is going to last for years because people’s lives are being destroyed.”

— DR. PHIL VIA USA TODAY

USA Today failed, however, to note that Dr. Phil McGraw added that “this virus is kinda like a big boo-boo ouchie.”

Promptly after made the above comments were made it was announced that the nations top scientists would be taken off whatever much less important project they may be working. These minds had a much more important task to undergo. Under the supervision of the federal government, the nation’s top minds were to make eight clones of Mr. Dr. Phil who would soon hold all nine supreme court justice seats.

Dr. Phil to be Named All Nine Supreme Court Justices After Referring to Coronavirus as a “Big Boo-Boo Ouchie”

This change will surely mark a turning point in the history of the United States of America. It is worth noting that when Ruth Bader Ginsburg heard the news she was seen strutting into the gym belting “I will not go down without a FIGHT!”

-A Well-Mannered Grump

by: Joe McNaney

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