DOW Jones – Down 133.13, NASDAQ – Down 24.56, Trent – Down to Fuck
It was a rough day last Friday on Wall Street as both the DOW and the NASDAQ dropped significantly. But, the day wasn’t all negative. Trent Jones, a University of Arizona MBA student, no relation to the DOW, was visiting the trading floor Friday and he was not shy to let the people know that much like the DOW and the NASDAQ he too was down… DTF!
“Yeah, I figured I only had one more shot to see Wall Street in all it’s glorious locomotion before I headed back to the University of Arizona, Go Wildcats, for my final semester before I received my MBA. So, like, Yeah, I let the people know what I was about. I let the people know that Trent Jones does the fucking.” Trent Jones put very eloquently.
Moving forward the New York Stock Exchange has asked Mr. Jones to stay in Arizona or at least 100 square miles away from the trading floor as he broke dozens of regulations while in New York, including but not limited to, “hootin n hollerin”, theft, and wearing jean shorts in the month of January.
-A Well-Mannered Grump