Choose a Minion in a Silly Hat and We’ll Tell you Your Social Security Number
Everybody knows your taste in minions reveals a lot about your social security number. Pick a minion in a silly little hat and we will tell you your SSN!
Are you sporty and good at building stuff like this little construction worker minion here? Great! Then your social security number is 644-80-1234.
HMM, MAYBE THIS ONE
Do you work in the medical field? Can you perform CPR? Ever ridden in an ambulance? Your social is 444-07-5678.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE, MAYBE? YEAH?
U Scottish? 469-26-9101 is your SSN.
OH OH OHHH OHHHHH OHH THIS ONE!
Are you a sexy little French maid? Are you a bad boy? Are you a bad boy? Huh? Are you also a low-resolution JEPG? HOW BAD! Your social security number is 675-20-1213.
THIS IS THE LAST ONE. IF YOU HAVEN’T CHOSEN ONE YET THEN COME ON. PLAY THE GAME.
Are you out of your fucking mind? Are you wearing 3 fucking sirens on your little head and screaming about Paul Simon into a megaphone? We bet your social is 758-01-1415