Blue Man Group Kindly Asked For Third Time to Stop Touching Rainforest Cafe Fish Tank
Whether you’re a businessman or a blue man you’ve likely been to the fine dining establishment that is The Rainforest Cafe. In fact, the cast of the obscure performance group found themselves in the Rainforest Cafe located at 605 N Clark St in Chicago, Illinois just last evening and man did they love it, just ask the restaurant branch manager.
“I knew who they were when they walked in dressed in their performance attire and whatnot. They actually come in here quite frequently. They like to play little pranks and pretend to be the fish in the fish tank. All I can do is to ask them to stop because it’s three of them against one of me and I’ve done too many laps around this place chasing those clowns around.” said 26-year-old branch manager and aspiring medical marijuana investor Chase Long.
We were able to track down the blue men before a performance but, when we questioned the group they merely began smacking each other’s bald heads as if they were a drum-set.
Branch Manager Chase Long expects his feud with the blue men to carry on until the end of time, or at least until he gives up and goes to grad school.
-A Well-Mannered Grump