9-Year-Old Asks Pete Buttigieg to Help Him Tell the World He’s Gay but, Pete’s Falling Fast in the Pools Kid, Figure it out Yourself, Jeesh
This past Sunday, presidential nominee and known computer processing system designed to mimic human behavior, Pete Buttigieg was approached by a young boy, age nine. The budding young one asked Buttigieg for advice on how to tell the world he was gay. In an interesting turn of events, the candidate went on somewhat of a lengthy diatribe leading some to question the mental fitness of the Indiana Mayor.
“Kid, I’ve been left off of debate stages due to lack of donors. I had a dream of becoming the President of the United States of America. I’m dropping like a slab of cement thrown out of a fighter pilot moving at mach speed I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS! JEEEEESH! Figure it out yourself. It’s PETE TIME! PEEEEETEREEEKHNGS P E T E! P E T E! P E T E! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE!
It’s looking like Senator Bernie Sanders will be the on the ticket for the Democrats this coming November, as the meat sack capsule previously holding the man we knew to be Pete Buttigieg uhhh, is working through something.
-A Well-Mannered Grump